- My squad is me and my cat. - And she’s never paid income tax in her life. 
- You guys have squads? - Online… Mostly… 
 
- Hell yeah walking disaster - I’m chaos grandpa in one and tax evader in a different one. 
 
- I like to imagine that I’m the chaos grandpa. It doesn’t take much for me to accept a dare, especially from my tax evader friend 
- Looks at list - Well, I’m not gay, definitely can’t be cottagecore, I’m not a grandfather, can’t stand weed. I’m not short, I’m not skinny, I’m not into horses nor am I a girl. - Ah, fuck. - IRS would like to know your location 
- Yeah, I’m a bear, but I’m also tall. So I just barely miss on 2 of them. 
 
- Chaos grandpa sounds kinda awesome. 
- Boromir wouldn’t evade taxes, he’d gladly pay them to help his people. - Boromir collects taxes. 
- Yeah. I feel like they could have picked someone better for that. Like his dad would have been a better pick. Even if he was the king. I could see Wormtongue avoiding taxes, but in a really scummy way. But I don’t think Boromir would be the best pick. - Gollum 
 
 
- i am all of these people - You are your own squad, and everyone else us just there to hang out with the squad. 
 



