• SuperDuper
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    589 months ago

    You’re off to a great start by running a glove-free hand through your fully exposed hair.

  • DessertStorms
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    169 months ago

    Some royals may die, but it is a risk I’m willing to take… ¯\(ツ)

    • @[email protected]OP
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      509 months ago

      Me wrist-deep trying to find the King of the United Kingdom and 14 other Commonwealth realms (Antigua and Barbuda, Australia, The Bahamas, Belize, Canada, Grenada, Jamaica, New Zealand, Papua New Guinea, Saint Kitts and Nevis, Saint Lucia, Saint Vincent and the Grenadines, the Solomon Islands, and Tuvalu)’s prostate

      • @[email protected]
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        119 months ago

        Field Marshal Charles III, King of the United Kingdom and the 14 realms, Lord of Mann, Master of the Arts, defender of the faith, Admiral of the Fleet, is what his friends call him.

            • @[email protected]
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              If UK is short for The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland, wouldn’t UK be inclusive of NI?

              As someone who is a UK national I did have to google this as I never remember the differences between GB / UK.

              Ahh, on rereading perhaps you’re talking about NI people who don’t want to be part of the UK!

            • @[email protected]
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              19 months ago

              Well certainly but the Brits tend to ignore that part of the UK - it’s a little uncomfortable so we just pretend that NI doesn’t exist

          • @[email protected]
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            19 months ago

            So I should call it Britain so colonies are reminded they’re conquered by a foreign parasite.

  • IninewCrow
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    139 months ago

    King of England: WHAT ON EARTH ARE YOU DOING? DO YOU EVEN KNOW … ohhh … ohhh

  • @[email protected]
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    69 months ago

    Well if he flatlines then you won’t ever have to worry about being nervous while performing surgery ever again.

  • @[email protected]
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    69 months ago

    Joke’s on the surgeon - prostrate surgery is done through the penis with a laser.

    Source: I’ve had 3 prostrate surgeries.

  • @Lmaydev
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    29 months ago

    Given his age it should be easy to find