A photo of Trump emerging from Trump Tower, heading towards his E. Jean Carroll defamation trial, has sparked speculation over mysterious wounds appearing on Trump’s hand. The photo was flagged by Drudge Report who flagged the red marks as “mystery cuts on his fingers.” Drudge Report linked to Daily Mail which published the photos in their article.
I’ll float some possible ideas:
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I’m totally strong enough to unstick my wet hand from this freezing metal railing (noone had warm water but rumour has it there’s another tape he doesn’t want coming out now)
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If I wear gloves I’ll appear weak. Suffers frostbite. Has no idea because he has peripheral neuropathy from dementia from the sugar diabetes.
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Real theory? He heard Hitler and the boys didn’t bother with British Sudafed. They went all in on crystal meth. They say fascism burns itself out but a little amphetamine really keeps the magic alive. Yes, Trump spent a lot of time scratching one hand with the other over and over. A lifetime of narcissism keeps him from scratching his face, but for how long!
If I wear gloves I’ll appear weak. Suffers frostbite. Has no idea because he has peripheral neuropathy from dementia from the sugar diabetes.Frostbite doesn’t look like that, generally. it starts as a general redness in the skin, by the time it’s causing wheals or lesions or whatever, they’re basically all over (especially fingertips and knuckles.) Also:
I’m not a doctor, I was just goofing around.
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Fingernail cuts from clenching his fists too tightly in the courtroom. ;)
Plausible
Good guess.
Trump has secondary syphilis, pass it on.
Many people are saying.
I’ve seen it confirmed by two reliable sources right here.
BIG IF TRUE!! lol
A man came up to him, a Marine, with tears in his eyes, who said, “Sir, I’ve never cried in my whole life until now, but I’ve never seen anyone with such good syphilis as you. You’re an inspiration to everyone I know to get syphilis. Thank you.”
Trump would never settle for secondary syphilis. He has only the best and strongest syphilis, folks. You wouldn’t believe how contagious this stuff is. It’s unbelievable.
syphilis
pass it on
Please don’t.
I’ll see your secondary, and raise it to tertiary.
You know… in the past, big ridiculous wigs were used by people suffering from syphilis. Does anyone know if trump has a ridiculous wig?
Blisters and peeling skin are signs of Adderall abuse…
Doesn’t seem like a big deal… Just like his hands. Heyohhhh
Or maybe he was eating cherry pudding… DeSantis style.
It’s just ketchup leftover from throwing his plate of fries on the floor to spite the judge.
Did he sign any agreement … in his blood … recently?
I’m not being sarcastic.
Sometimes people DO reach-out for demon-help, for demon power…
Depends on the person, right?
and how desparate they are, for associating with power over others…
“be careful what you ask for: you may be granted it.”
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Would be pretty neat if it worked that way. I can do an eternity in hell if I can give every billionaire on earth an aneurism right now
Bless your heart! <3
The Hero we need.
If you’re not joking, you’re delusional.
No demon would make that deal. If hell is real, he’s already got an express ticket.
As amusing as it would be if it’s true, gonna have to put me down as a ‘doubt’ unless more solid evidence comes out.
Dude thats not a cut it looks like a case of the hand herpies.
I hate the guy like everyone else but really? Looks like red sharpie…
Is he a first grader? Was he eating paste in the court too? Maybe they should take away the sharp scissors before he hurts himself.
Not going to argue that the guy is a fucking retard. My point was simply news sources are getting ridiculous and overblown.
No, I’m pretty sure most first graders behave much better.
It looks like red sharpie from the thumbnail, but when I looked at the full picture it’s pretty clearly red splotches along the side of his index finger too, and that part does not look at all like sharpie.
Looks like a paper cut on the inside of the knuckle, and there’s a spot of blood where it was touching his palm when he closed his hands.
What a nothingburger. Let me know when he cuts his own throat so I can go piss on his grave.
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Acronyms are fun and more importantly they’re easy to remember!
I’m not sure if we are reading the same comments. Almost all the ones I’ve seen are jokes about the story.
Go back to vorat. Oh wait, they didn’t like you either :D
