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"no" banana@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

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"no" banana@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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    What’s the matter? Cat got your shlong?

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      I almost woke my kid up chuckling. :p

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    All cat owners can relate 😔

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    Why is the dick slit horizontal?

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      They used to be horizontal until about 1668, it was a side effect of the great plague.

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      Yours isn’t?

    • "no" banana@lemmy.worldOP
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      Sick dick

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        I see

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          That wasn’t an explanation, it was a compliment for you.

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      Leonardo da Vinci developed dick realism in the 1500s, prior to that artists were literally retarded

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      Only compatible with women from Asia

  • 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.worksBanned from community
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    We do actually tell this to kids around here “be good or a cat will eat your pee pee”.

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      In just a few short years they’ll be very interested in feeding their pee pees to kitties.

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        My thoughts exactly… kids, you have no idea what you’re missing.

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    One fish is an insulting offer for a sausage that size, come on man

  • Nei@lemmy.world
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    Literally WTF.

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      This is what it feels like to look at a meme with NO context. 300 years from now, people will be going to college to study archeology and learning about OAG, rage faces, and soyjak.

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      Detachable penis

      YouTube search cannot autocomplete ‘penis’

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    “Aahhhhh, fuck. What’s a cat’s nose look like again? Whatever.”

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      “Shit, were the ears on the side or on top? Fuck it, I’ll just wing the difference 'tween 'em.”

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    This is how boring it was to be a monk in the middle ages. You draw stuff like this in the margins when you aren’t painstakingly copying a Roman treatise on Aristotle’s Poetics.

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    You can get this on a pin (not the seller; had problems with the seller so YMMV). The art itself is called “Flaisch Macht Flaisch.”

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      That’s really cool!

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    This isn’t just random weirdness. There was apparently a point in the middle aged when a lot of people believed cats would steal men’s genitals.

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    Wtf

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    Gotta stop leaving that thing next to the litter box!

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    I’d be giving the cat payment for taking my dick, not a trade to get it back

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