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SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.comM to Aneurysm Posting@sopuli.xyz · 1 year ago

Not the worst offender

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Not the worst offender

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SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.comM to Aneurysm Posting@sopuli.xyz · 1 year ago
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  • argh_another_username@lemmy.ca
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    DON’T DEAD

    OPEN INSIDE

    • Da Bald Eagul@feddit.nl
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      NO SAFETY

      SMOKING FIRST

  • Voyajer@lemmy.world
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    Make life take the lemons back! Get mad!

    • SuzyQ@sh.itjust.works
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      All right, I’ve been thinking, when life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager!

      Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man whose gonna burn your house down - with the lemons!

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    When light life them on gives fire you lemons

    • Matt/D
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      You silly lemons

  • Fixbeat@lemmy.ml
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    deleted by creator

    • Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      I’m Gonna Have My Lab Boys Invent A Combustible Lemon That Burns Your House Down.

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        • SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.comOPM
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          The memes I appreciate most are ones that are a reply to a comment and not a post in and of themselves.

    • Stantana@lemmy.sambands.net
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      Citrus peel ejects flammable liquids when squeezed. Orange are the best, it looks like small droplets that goes pop and fizz.

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    FIRE YOU LEMONS

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      But only when light life them on gives.

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    When god gives you lemons, you find a new god!

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      “Jobu, you no help me now… I say ‘fuck you Jobu,’ I do it myself.”

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    As I read this I’m picturing a massive pirate ship with the captain yelling “Fire you lemons!” at the crew.

    And then maybe the cannons fire lemons.

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      Thats a window into my dreams

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        In the dream, is the ship also a lemon?

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    “A lemon isn’t naturally ocurring and is a hybrid by cross-breeding a bitter orange and a citron! Which means: Life never gave us lemons, WE INVENTED THEM ALL BY OURSELVES!”

    • SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.comOPM
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      I could swear Ive heard this on a standup show or a tweet or somewhere, just can’t remember where

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