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Tyfon to Programmer Humor · 1 year ago

My VSCode started to summon DEMONS😈, how do I stop it? I have checked PHP docs but got nothing. 😥

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My VSCode started to summon DEMONS😈, how do I stop it? I have checked PHP docs but got nothing. 😥

Tyfon to Programmer Humor · 1 year ago
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  • lemmy_in@lemm.ee
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    It’s perfectly normal for your computer to have daemons.

  • Psycobob
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    It looks like you tried to parse html using a regex.

    For reference: https://stackoverflow.com/questions/1732348/regex-match-open-tags-except-xhtml-self-contained-tags#1732454

    • MinekPo1 [it/she]@lemmygrad.ml
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      I’m think the answer there does not apply to the PHP version of regex though I’m not entirely sure

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      It works better if you remove linebreaks beforehand tho.

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    I doubt PHP has anything to do with that.

    • activ8r@sh.itjust.works
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      You just never know when that bastard is gonna pop up

  • katy ✨@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    oh that crowley what a scamp

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    Hmm usually this is where you use the “reset” command in your terminal. Yes there’s a command that’s specifically for dispelling demons. Not sure how do in vscode, as I am a NeoVim elitist asshole

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    CLOSED: Won’t Fix>By Design

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    Have you tried sacrificing a goat?

  • alphacyberranger@lemmy.world
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    If DOOM music starts playing and you better get your guns ready.

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    Looks like a rendering issue. If nothing else works, maybe try updating graphics drivers?

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