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Nero@sopuli.xyz to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 2 years ago

HBO Max Unveils Ominous New “Don’t Get Too Attached” Category

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Nero@sopuli.xyz to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 2 years ago
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NEW YORK — Popular digital streamer Max, formerly HBO Max, recently unveiled a foreboding new “Don’t Get Too Attached” category to its platform, according to…

cross-posted from: https://sopuli.xyz/post/8839004

HBO Max Unveils Ominous New “Don’t Get Too Attached” Category [Satire]

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    I absolutely didn’t see the community name and ate the onion - this is totally believable

    • Maruki_Hurakami@lemm.ee
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      This one actually got me too!

      • hperrin@lemmy.world
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        Yep, me three.

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    The way I actually believed this for a second before I saw the community name…

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    Netflix and it’s Two Seasons And Done category getting some competition

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      Please, 1898 and archive 81 only got one season each. Two would’ve been great

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      What about the "Start the series at Season 03” category?

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    They should add a “so good we cancelled it” category.

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    Isn’t that all of Netflix’s content?

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    The Sesame Street is a nice touch.

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    I feel like it could work though. Shows like cowboy bebop that end abruptly and will never return. So a different interpretation of “don’t get too attached”…

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