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Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

The average American shower

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The average American shower

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  • Brave Little Hitachi Wand@lemmy.world
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    Hey, until you’ve had a beer in the shower don’t talk shit. It rules

    • Scott@sh.itjust.works
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      I have had a number of shower seltzers and ciders, it’s great!

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        Sounds a lot like alcoholism

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          Like any substance use, it depends.

          Shower beer/seltzer/soda is great at the end of a long day/hard run/big trip etc from the hot water getting your body clean, and the cold refreshing beverage you drink during the process

          If beer #7 gets brought into the shower at 3pm, you likely need to sit down and take a look at your life choices

          • Good_morning@lemmynsfw.com
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            If you sit down you might get water in your beer though

        • KingJalopy @lemm.ee
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          *functional alcoholism

        • ImFresh3x@sh.itjust.works
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          http://www.cdc.gov/media/releases/2014/p1120-excessive-driniking.html

          Weird when people throw worlds around that like for fun.

        • Scott@sh.itjust.works
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          I don’t even drink that much anymore since I mostly just have edibles, but on occasion I will take a drink with me into the shower after a long day, should try it.

          • Coreidan@lemmy.world
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            I don’t even drink that much anymore since I mostly just have edibles

            Glad to hear it! Addiction sucks. I’ve seen it destroy far too many lives.

            How do you prevent water from going into your beverage?

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              Never had an addiction, I just don’t drink much because it fucks up my digestive system.

              I also keep a 64oz water bottle at my side.

              • Coreidan@lemmy.world
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                Sorry didn’t mean to imply you did. I just mean alcohol sucks and it can lead to bigger problems.

                I stopped drinking as well because it gave me gastro issues. I believe it’s poison and any amount causes damage.

    • gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works
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      A shower beer can be pleasant once in a while for sure

    • permik@lemmy.world
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      That’s just the sauna beer of the rest of the world. :D

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    Smoking in the US has actually fallen off a lot.

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      Yea we vape now! Smoking is yucky and gives you cancer but ooooh mango flavor

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        I love the smell of chemistry sets in the morning

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          Need to puff my flavored air before I can start my day

    • Flying Squid@lemmy.worldOPM
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      Sure. Have you tried smoking in the shower?

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        Once, when I came home high as hell from a friend’s party. Surprisingly did OK. Just had to keep it up and over the shower wall do the water didn’t get it.

        Wouldn’t do it in an enclosed bathroom with no windows again though.

      • KingJalopy @lemm.ee
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        I tried vaping in the shower but it didn’t work for very long

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          I vape in the shower every morning. I’ve also dropped it a bajillion times, including dropping it while on a motorcycle doing 60mph or so. Still works just fine :)

  • Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works
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    I dunno. Looks staged. Loofah and cigarettes are more suggestive of European shower.

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      That’s because this is an American woman’s shower. That’s a “personal protection” purse gun. If it were a man in that shower his manhood compensating modded fully auto AR-15 covered in Punisher, thin blue line, and trump 2020 stickers would be visible.

      • Flying Squid@lemmy.worldOPM
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        Seriously. Wasn’t the cocoa butter a clue? Like any real manly man would put cocoa butter on his balls. Whenever he gets a chance. Cocoa butter. On his balls.

        Excuse me, I’ll be right back.

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          • Flying Squid@lemmy.worldOPM
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            I tried putting hot cocoa on my balls.

            That’s why I needed a skin graft on my balls.

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            • 800XL@lemmy.world
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              But those balls are super smooth now that all the hair was burned off.

              • Flying Squid@lemmy.worldOPM
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                Especially since they got the skin off my ass.

                • 800XL@lemmy.world
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                  Lucky you. My ass skin is like wet tanned leather that sat in sand.

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        It would also be cowboy killers (Marlboro reds) instead of 27s. There are some subtle clues.

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          Nah we broke and 27s are a bit cheaper

          • TexasDrunk@lemmy.world
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            That’s why I swapped to special blend before I quit. I get it.

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        Fuck off, I’m an American Man and I shower with my AR-15 with “This Machine Kills Fascists”, Dark Brandon, and Pride stickers; don’t leave me out

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          Well you fuck off because I’m gonna get an AR-15 and shower with it. On one side I’ll have Punisher, thin blue line, and trump 2020 stickers and on the other “This Machine Kills Fascists”, Dark Brandon, and Pride stickers.

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        And you better believe the manosphere psycho who keeps that grout perfectly clean is going to be shining up the chrome of an engraved Gadsden snek on whatever the revolver equivalent of a submarine chronometer is. Matte black means you can’t stare into the eyes of your reflection on the gun while you jerk off.

        • 800XL@lemmy.world
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          Throw in Fox News on high volume and you just described the best Sat night ever.

      • 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        Because American women can’t have AR guns in a purse?

        • KingJalopy @lemm.ee
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          Not really

        • 800XL@lemmy.world
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          maybe disassembled if the bag is big enough

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      The Buc-ee’s lighter says Texas lol

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    I wash my ass with beer as nature intended

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    That’s pretty obviously a Texan’s shower. The Buc-ee’s lighter is a giveaway. However, that’s a Pabst instead of a Lone Star.

    I’m very concerned about that person’s mental health.

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      Buccees has spread, seen some outside of Texas. I had the same thought though

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        Alabama and South Carolina for sure. I tend to stop there on road trips to pick up kolaches for breakfast. I think there’s one in Florida but I haven’t been there.

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    Reminds me of this

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      I loved this guy’s delivery

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    You only bring the one lit cigarette in with you, and the shower gun is in a waterproof box attached to the wall. We care for our guns.

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    Hey, I stick to snuff when I’m in the shower. Save the cigarettes for when I can mix it with weed with dry hands.

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    Nice glock bro

  • ChrisLicht@lemm.ee
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    I used to smoke in the shower in the ‘70s. Loved it.

    I also had a roommate who had to get up at least once per night to smoke.

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    In college, after working Friday night in the dining hall kitchen, a Pabst 16oz can was my shower beer before heading out to the weekend parties.

    How I still got up to work Saturday and Sunday breakfast shift is nothing short of miraculous.

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    American breakfast

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    • chiliedogg@lemmy.world
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      The shower is in the back seat.

    • AeonFelis@lemmy.world
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      They don’t make showers that big. Not even public showers.

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    What about the average American grower?

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      They don’t need the gun.

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    I’m just wondering how you got into my shower

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