• Jo Miran
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    475 months ago

    Us men can be VERY dense. I got invited to a FFFM foursome and didn’t figure it out until the next day. I am bi and a woman told me that she wanted to know what anal felt like so I proceeded to explain before she finally told me that what she meant was that she wanted mento fuck her ass. My now wife pinned me against a wall, shoved her hand down my pants and, with my dick in her hand told me, “You can’t take a hint. I like you!” (Don’t do this. It’s literally sexual assault). The list of obliviousness is much longer.

    We just don’t get subtle.

      • Jo Miran
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        245 months ago

        Together almost thirty years and I’m still not sure. How can you tell?

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          45 months ago

          Shoot, you better get a few kids (until at least one’s a girl), and ask them if they think mommy and daddy like each other.

      • Jo Miran
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        195 months ago

        She from Europe. I think that’s how they say hello over there.

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      145 months ago

      My high-school girlfriend kept grabbing my thigh during summer class for basically the whole duration until I got the hint and asked her out.

      Gotta be less subtle.

  • @[email protected]
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    175 months ago

    I got over the friend zone phase by literally ignoring every sign until a girl said “I like you”

    It was great and I had plenty of friends

  • Herbal Gamer
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    155 months ago

    I was in a bed with a topless girl who had to literally put my hands on her boobs before I was sure.

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    55 months ago

    Someday it’d be a fun twist to have a guy quietly say back “So…I’m not dense. I just don’t feel the same way. Sorry.”