Churchill, so the story goes. But probably not: https://winstonchurchill.org/publications/finest-hour/finest-hour-141/red-herrings-famous-quotes-churchill-never-said/

It’s a spiritual maze, Brain. Are you done looking at the curtain rings yet?

Looks like the strikers set up an alternate games site. If you do their wordle turn on your speaker for a bonus.

Looks like no wordle or connections until the end of the strike. Don’t cross the picket line!

Sure those are both bad. But now we get to take bets on which country sees the first mass casualty event due to unsurvivable wet bulb temps, and we can over-under the year the first US state gets a taste of boiling alive in their own juices.

It’s always that people don’t vote. Support without votes is empty wind.

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Why yes, yes I would be.

They sure balanced out that social advancement with Fisher Stevens face painted to be an Indian engineer.

This is a joke about Einstein’s form of the Equivalence Principle:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Equivalence_principle

They missed ordering two and then saying “these are papas burritos”

Not hanging as low as Arnold’s plums, though, amirite?

https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3001

Our culture phrases damn near everything in metaphors of war. The war on drugs. The battle of the bands. Bob lost his battle with cancer. It’s absolutely pervasive, to the point it’s almost as invisible as the air.

If you give yourself a hemorrhoid you’ve got a new friend for life.

Rule number one: the kids are alright.

The public library has tools and such in a lot of places.

Is this a right wing pigeon from outer space?

One might even say long-expected.

Well, there is a market in people who think their city has gone to hell all because of… those people. They’ll eat this shit up.