i’m hyper-fixated on the 2 guys i’ve been constantly talking about

eyes on the prize i’ll bang them one of these days

i’m 1 step away from calling my parents and asking them to tell them guys it’s okay to fuck if u wanna fuck

notice how the rocks on the dirt don’t stop her from walking barefoot?

perseverance darlings

my mom is the “mistress” of many men, short and long term

my dad says that in the world of business sex is one of the most valuable informal currencies, lol

omggg u remember that?

that was my first ever post on asklemmy on my first ever account🥹 when i was 13 & i asked my dad about it and he said that when you’re filthy rich it’s normal and expected to have hot mistresses like my mom

according to her it’s not the same thing

“In one record, it is said that during the execution of Prince Thagara, the headless body of the young prince, in a state of terror, clung tightly to the body of a royal guard and had to be forcibly removed with great difficulty.”

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prince_Thagara

Also, the Konbaung dynasty ended only six years later anyway, when they came under British rule…

i’d make a great reality star

My parents tend to go a bit over the top, people who’ve seen my older posts will know what I mean. The original plan was for a family friend to come along, but I decided against it because it didn’t feel like much of a solo trip anymore. These guys just follow my lead and do whatever I want, so it still feels like a solo trip.

Yeah, that was me lol. I deleted the first one in the heat of the moment, and the second one because I was offline focusing on a fling.

Is this a safe space for me to admit that this is one of my biggest fantasies (being with both a dad and his son)?

except these guys won’t touch me as they say it’s “unprofessional/unethical”.😒

love teasing and ragebaiting them tho

They were ambassadors for airport customs at Incheon, and in this scene, they were being shown contraband found in passengers’ luggage.

“Tell Ur Girlfriend” by Lay Bankz is like that too. The lyrics go:

“Should tell my boyfriend what I’ve been doin’ Been thinkin’ of you every time I screw him And if you want me, you gotta put the word in Go tell your girlfriend that I’m your girlfriend”

It’s only bad taste if it dominates your preferences. Otherwise, it’s just guilty pleasures.

It’s not about that. If I can tell something is objectively bad but still enjoy it, I consider it a guilty pleasure, lol.

never cheated but it got me thinking

not an impersonator🥹