Or I’m in the middle of a store and talking to a clerk and pooping at them and unwilling to break eye contact because that would be admitting defeat

The second one is increasingly more often. Autocorrect used to just about nail it, you could practically swipe write a book without it failing. Now it’s failing at ever other word if not more.

and leaving no room for semantic arguments or arguments in general.

Or I had to step away for a second and left the app opening while typing.

Sometimes I restructure and rewrite the entire message like three times, it once took me 30 minutes to compose a message that ended up having like 5 sentences

I love lamp. 🛋️ It did take a long time to find that emoji, and I’m not sure I like it after all.