• @Kissaki
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    4 months ago

    no no no, this is the wrong way around

    because sales and marketing sell it before it even exists

    • @[email protected]
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      254 months ago

      Sales: "Can we do this?

      Dev: “No, we cannot.”

      Sales: “Uhhhh… But I already told the customer we could.”

      Dev: “That’s called lying. You lied to the customer.”

      Sales: “…So you’ll have it done next week?”

      Dev: “I’m going to need at least three weeks.”

      Sales: “…But I already told the customer two weeks.”

      Dev: Sigh

    • ScrubblesOP
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      134 months ago

      truth. Why wait for a product at all? Just sell it now, then yell at your engineers for taking so damn long!