• @MajorHavoc
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    3 months ago

    I think we should all try to support anything that lets rich old bureaucrats kill themselves faster if unwanted side effects can be minimized.

    • (⬤ᴥ⬤)
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      263 months ago

      we should convince them that mercury is the secret to immortality again

      • FuglyDuck
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        133 months ago

        We should heat that shit up and tell them to huff the murica vapors.

      • @[email protected]
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        63 months ago

        If we learned anything from COVID, all we have to do is tell them that “Liberal Elite “””DOCTORS””” don’t want you using this home-grown remedy!”

    • Carighan Maconar
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      53 months ago

      So put in a mass order on cheap second-hand carbon fiber for custom-built submarines?

      • @MajorHavoc
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        13 months ago

        I like the way you think. Maybe they could even lobby and call in favors against the common good to reserve their seat.