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empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

House Republicans' burning problem: 'We desperately need a place to smoke cigars'

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House Republicans' burning problem: 'We desperately need a place to smoke cigars'

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empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago
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House Republicans have a horrible problem they are looking to their leader to immediately solve, according to a new report."We desperately need a place to smoke cigars," Rep. Tom Cole told Axios Sunday. Another Republican told the news outlet, "It's a very important issue."The source of this dire pr...
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    I think we should all try to support anything that lets rich old bureaucrats kill themselves faster if unwanted side effects can be minimized.

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      we should convince them that mercury is the secret to immortality again

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        We should heat that shit up and tell them to huff the murica vapors.

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        If we learned anything from COVID, all we have to do is tell them that “Liberal Elite “””DOCTORS””” don’t want you using this home-grown remedy!”

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      Except, like most of what these crooks do, others are harmed by it as well.

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        Hmm, that sounds a lot like conservative policies in general.

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          Yep, that’s what I meant by “like most of what these crooks do” heh

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            Damn I inadvertedly did a “your comment, but worse”. 😂

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              Happens to the best of us 😁

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        Yeah. There’s the hitch in the plan.

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      So put in a mass order on cheap second-hand carbon fiber for custom-built submarines?

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        I like the way you think. Maybe they could even lobby and call in favors against the common good to reserve their seat.

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