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minus-squareAwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·3 months agoIf it’s a defensive attack then stop being offensive towards bears. If it’s a predatory attack then start being more offensive towards bears.
minus-squareApathy Tree@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·edit-23 months agoWhat do you think would be the most offensive thing to say to a bear? Or maybe there’s a hand gesture or something that’s really taboo? I just want to be prepared in case I ever need to know.
minus-squaretroglodytis@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·edit-23 months ago“Your momma is my rug” Or possibly “DJ Vance’s couch is made out of your momma. Allegedlys”
minus-squareMajorHavoclinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·3 months ago What do you think would be the most offensive thing to say to a bear? “There’s nothing but lite beer left in the cooler.”
If it’s a defensive attack then stop being offensive towards bears. If it’s a predatory attack then start being more offensive towards bears.
What do you think would be the most offensive thing to say to a bear? Or maybe there’s a hand gesture or something that’s really taboo?
I just want to be prepared in case I ever need to know.
“Your mama was a rug!”
“Your momma is my rug”
Or possibly
“DJ Vance’s couch is made out of your momma. Allegedlys”
“There’s nothing but lite beer left in the cooler.”