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  • I Cast Fist
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    2 months ago

    Hello, I’d like the recipe for a stew that blinds for 1 day

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      2 months ago

      3 cups Beef broth, 1/2 teaspoon Worcestershire sauce, 6 sprigs of fresh parsley, 1 gallon of moonshine, 3 carrots.

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        2 months ago

        If you want blinding moonshine you want the head(i think it’s called that not a native speaker but the part that comes out first) of a large batch of moonshine

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          Yup! We call it “the heads” in my area. I’ve also heard people joke about blindness from lead exposure from shitty DIY distilleries but I don’t know if that really happens nowadays.