1. Drinking Coffee stains teeth.
  2. Caffeine pills is way cheaper than Coffee.
  3. Swallowing Caffeine pill is more efficient than trying to drink coffee.
  4. You can’t control the caffeine dose with Coffee, but you can with pills.
  • ProOP
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    2 days ago

    Every. Possible. Way.

    • Opinionhaver@feddit.uk
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      2 days ago

      You didn’t address my argument. How is a caffeine pill supposed to substitute for my favorite moment in the morning - sitting down and enjoying a hot, delicious beverage?

      • Ironfacebuster@lemmy.world
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        1 day ago

        The pill contains small robots that burrow into your brain and twiddle the neurons to make you THINK you’re enjoying a hot coffee in the morning

        In reality, it’s shortening your lifespan by around 10 years every time. Small price to pay for white teeth, though!