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minus-square@xavlink32•4 months agoPlot twist: 95% of the engineering team was fired once the code was “done”. Including the poor schmuck who authored this.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish6•edit-24 months ago// TODO: for wild capitalist fantasies only, rework before building entire economic systems around this if IsCEO() { openGoldenParachute() }
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink3•4 months agoIf that’s the approach they took, and especially if it made it into a source code repository, I’d probably have fired them a long time ago!
Plot twist: 95% of the engineering team was fired once the code was “done”. Including the poor schmuck who authored this.
// TODO: for wild capitalist fantasies only, rework before building entire economic systems around this
if IsCEO() {
openGoldenParachute()
}
If that’s the approach they took, and especially if it made it into a source code repository, I’d probably have fired them a long time ago!