devilish666@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor · 9 months agoShiiieeettt....lemmy.worldimagemessage-square16fedilinkarrow-up1377arrow-down116
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minus-squarexavlinkfedilinkarrow-up32·9 months agoPlot twist: 95% of the engineering team was fired once the code was “done”. Including the poor schmuck who authored this.
minus-squarefluxion@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·edit-29 months ago// TODO: for wild capitalist fantasies only, rework before building entire economic systems around this if IsCEO() { openGoldenParachute() }
minus-squarespongebue@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4arrow-down1·9 months agoIf that’s the approach they took, and especially if it made it into a source code repository, I’d probably have fired them a long time ago!
Plot twist: 95% of the engineering team was fired once the code was “done”. Including the poor schmuck who authored this.
// TODO: for wild capitalist fantasies only, rework before building entire economic systems around this
if IsCEO() {
openGoldenParachute()
}
If that’s the approach they took, and especially if it made it into a source code repository, I’d probably have fired them a long time ago!