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minus-square@stemboltslinkEnglish-43•2 months agoHello, I am the apostrophe police. Please register with the executioner for your execution first thing tomorrow morning.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish74•2 months agoAs the Honorable Apostophe Judge in charge of this district, the apostrophes displayed in this meme are accurate: the first being the possessive of “nobody”, and the second being a contraction of “dick is”. The accused is thus declared not guilty.
minus-square@stemboltslinkEnglish23•edit-22 months agoWe are the American apostrophe police, please register for your execution first thing tomorrow for correcting me.
minus-square@[email protected]cakelinkfedilinkEnglish15•2 months agoComma police? This comment right here ^
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish19•2 months agoThey’re wrong and both apostrophes are correctly used.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish5•2 months agoIf it make’s you feel better I’ll use apostrophe’s wrong in this sentence.
minus-square@stemboltslinkEnglish6•2 months agoI lost my grammar policing job due to questionable use of force, inaccurate reports, and comma smuggling. I am now powerless to stop grammar crimes.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish4•2 months agoI’m sorry to hear about you’re plight.
minus-squareandroogee (they/she)linkfedilinkEnglish3•2 months agoWhere were you smuggling the comma exactly? (˵ ͡o ͜ʖ ͡o˵)
minus-square@stemboltslinkEnglish11•2 months ago(pulls night stick from holster) I got your explanation right here buddy.
Hello, I am the apostrophe police. Please register with the executioner for your execution first thing tomorrow morning.
As the Honorable Apostophe Judge in charge of this district, the apostrophes displayed in this meme are accurate: the first being the possessive of “nobody”, and the second being a contraction of “dick is”. The accused is thus declared not guilty.
We are the American apostrophe police, please register for your execution first thing tomorrow for correcting me.
Comma police? This comment right here ^
O fuck.
Explain?
They’re wrong and both apostrophes are correctly used.
Hey, I found an accomplice! Get em boys!
If it make’s you feel better I’ll use apostrophe’s wrong in this sentence.
I lost my grammar policing job due to questionable use of force, inaccurate reports, and comma smuggling. I am now powerless to stop grammar crimes.
I’m sorry to hear about you’re plight.
Where were you smuggling the comma exactly?
(˵ ͡o ͜ʖ ͡o˵)
(pulls night stick from holster)
I got your explanation right here buddy.
Classic Johnson.