I was in a rush and I needed to pick up a quick snack that I could eat during class. I chose these Nature Valley bars which said they had ten bars inside. What I failed to notice is the tiny print at the bottom where it says 5 x 2, i.e., 5 packets with two bars.
Lo and behold when I open a pack during a break, I find two bars inside. I didn’t want to eat two bars, just one. You can’t even just leave the other fucking bar inside because they create so MANY crumbs. How the fuck are you supposed to seal it???
Stupid-ass deceptive printing got the better of me. It’s not the end of the world, just mildly infuriating.
I hate these bars, I have no idea how anyone tolerates eating it anywhere indoors.
Honey Oats & GetTheVacuum
I have a buddy who prefers these over the chewy dipped versions and I can confirm he is a pyschopath
It’s easy. Do what the other commenter said and break them before opening. They suggest in half, I prefer in thirds. Then after you eat the solid pieces you dump the crumbs into your mouth. If they made them less crumbly, I don’t think they’d be as good.
Nah the secret is to push just enough out of the wrapper to have a bite and let the crumbs fall down into the wrapper, and repeat until you only have crumbs. Same with the second bar. Then just pour the crumbs into your mouth.
Too risky. I’d rather have bite size pieces than try to catch the crumbs in the tiny wrapper
The easiest way to consume them is to wack them a couple times with your palm and then just pour the dust directly into your mouth.
Or better, put the pack in the bottom of your backpack and at lunchtime pour the whole smashed bag of crumbs into a little tub of yogurt and eat it with a spoon 🥄
The secret is to dip them in coffee or tea.
The secret is to not buy them if you ask me.