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morrowind@lemmy.ml to Programmer Humor · 1 year ago

remember, if your gf isn't open source and running locally, you don't own her

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remember, if your gf isn't open source and running locally, you don't own her

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morrowind@lemmy.ml to Programmer Humor · 1 year ago
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    Ha! As if real girlfriends don’t harvest personal data!

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      But do they sell it to third parties?

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        My wife gossip about me with her boyfriend.

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        I have heard they share it freely.

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          It’s more like a mutually beneficial exchange

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        Depends. Is she named Shi Pei Pu?

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