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AdmiralShat to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

A Jizard

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A Jizard

AdmiralShat to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago
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  • eatham 🇭🇲@aussie.zone
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    That is unfortunate naming

    • SendMePhotos@lemmy.world
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      Or is it…?

      Wonder what his patronus is?

      • fahfahfahfah@lemmy.billiam.net
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        Just a single giant sperm

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    Another Jizard

    jizard

    • molten@lemmy.world
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      That guy fucks

  • hydrashok@sh.itjust.works
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    Risky click of the day

  • jordanlund@lemmy.world
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    Oh, man, you summoned my college outfit…

    • Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works
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      Was Jizzard also your college nickname?

      • Jimmyeatsausage@lemmy.world
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        Jizard by name…jizard by reputation

        • Da_Boom@iusearchlinux.fyi
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          Wouldn’t it be better to say Jizard by name, Jiz very 'ard by reputation

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    I happen to be something of a jizzard myself.

    What? Oh- uhh - yeah - I meant denim too.

  • Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works
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    Yer a Jizard, Jarry

  • recapitated@lemmy.world
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    Not what my mind’s eye pictures when I hear that name.

    • rockerface 🇺🇦@lemm.ee
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      The distinction between a single and double Z makes all the difference

  • FrowingFostek@lemmy.world
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    This has to be AI art. I feel no human communication being expressed.

    • AdmiralShatOP
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      Yeah I wanted in on the jean memes and thought of jizard.

      I don’t really support AI art personally but I feel like using it for shit posts is better than trying to use it for actual art. At least no one wasted any man hours on the jizard

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        Then I’m here for the memes ✊🏽

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        deleted by creator

      • Jimmyeatsausage@lemmy.world
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        Usually only wastes a few minutes…

    • Stretch2m@lemm.ee
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      Always look at the hands. AI still doesn’t understand hands.

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    The blue wizard as fashionable as ever

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    Jing Jizzard and the Jizard Jizard

  • vikingqueef@lemmy.world
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    Looks like a canadian on dead tour

  • Everythingispenguins@lemmy.world
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    The 70s were a weird time for the wizarding community.

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    We found one of the blue wizards boys!

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    I find the pact of the denim warlock to be a superior class choice to the school ofJeanomancy wizard build.

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    • AdmiralShatOP
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      Jeans Wizard = Jizard

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