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    Human: I want to drink alcohol

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      I will make you sick and turn you into an unlikable blob.

      You don’t understand how funny i am when i’m drunk.

      You pissed yourself the other night.

      I’m sooooo funny i swear

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        I’ll have to know I have no memory of pissing myself so you can’t prove that happened.

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          Who the hell shit my pants?

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            Sorry. That was me

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          See, the thing that has got it all fucked up now is mobile phones.

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      I think that’s a bad example because alcohol develops when sugar is half digested by microorganisms. Not sure about the details but alcohol isn’t “actively” added to fruits by the plant. The plant wants you to eat the fruit and shit the stone into the woods. Alcohol is a byproduct nobody intended.

      Better examples are caffeine, hotness in chili, …

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          Human: this yeast shit is so good we should put yeast in our grape juice, potatoes, barbecue sauce and boil all the water out of it

          Government: oh no you don’t, not unless you pay us money to do that

          Human: but I’m not selling it

          Government: M O N E Y!

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        The plant wants you to eat the fruit and shit the stone into the woods. Alcohol is a byproduct nobody intended.

        Can’t remember exactly what tree it is, but there’s a rainforest tree that’s almost entirely pollinated by drunk little monkeys. The monkeys are specifically attracted to the pollen with the highest alcohol content.

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          Wasn’t that a hoax of some doku tv?

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        What’s the apparent evolutionary purpose for developing caffeine?

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          A really bitter tasting pesticide essentially.

          Us mammals coming along recently has changed some things.

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            Or hot peppers…

            Peppers: Mammals no eat, only birds!

            Humans: Hold my rotten peach, I’ma set my tongue on fire lolz

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            Roasty caffeine 😁. Mmmmmm…

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          Same as nicotine. It keeps insects away

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          That’s a good question tbh. If I remember correctly, the effects on other animals (was it insects?) is very different from ours.

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            It’s toxic to insects, so it’s a natural pesticide iirc

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      I want crack.

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      Kola also archives this with Leaf

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