Something like this?
That but grabbing both legs.
Jumping very high beforehand is recommended.
squirms in discomfort
You just gotta have faith that you won’t fall and then you should probably be ok 👍
Over gravel or concrete?
Why not both ?
I’m sure a thin layer of gravel will soften the landing.
Bliss
Maybe this?
I know most people know this as a kneel, but one leg is standing. Just gotta somehow get more than 50% of your weight on the standing leg, thus technically resting the back knee, and this would be kneeling, while standing.
It’s only half a kneel, so let’s just call it eel.
I was thinking this
Nah, you’ve seen NPCs do this.
It sounds like this: https://youtu.be/_GGfz-o5khc
All nationalism is brain rot.
At its best, nationalism in some forms can help unify people from disparate backgrounds into an imagined national identity. Unfortunately, most nationalism rots into division instead. Christian nationalism in the US, Hindu nationalism in India, Nazis in Germany. These all reject members of the physical nation in favor of their crazed fantasy version.
Anti-colonial nationalism is fine actually. Not ideal but it is basically “everyone here regardless of more local culture should unite in a combined struggle to overthrow the oppressors” as opposed to colonial nationalism.
You bend over, because you’re about to get fucked
Camel by camel starts playing in the background
Patriotism is such a terrible thing in general.
It can be alright if you think your nation’s value are worth preserving. E.g. it is Patriotic to defend your country against a fascit invader that wants to remove your nation’s self-determination.
I don’t think you need to be patriotic to want to defend your country from fascist invaders. That’s a purely practical consideration if nothing else.
You can welcome an invasion as a liberation force if no patriotism is involved. Like the eastern front did in WW2 until they realized Nazis were more about creating Lebensraum.
Trying to explain the exact same thing to my parents. Challenge: impossible.
Same here. We gotta aim for the younger generations.
This violates the US Flag Code.
What if I shape it like the Punisher logo instead?
I want to reply with “fuck yeah!” sarcastically, but it’ll almost certainly be taken seriously 'round these parts.
“murica, fuck yeah!”
Bold of you to assume they care about the flag as anything other than an easily defensible dogwhistle.
Switzerland in shambles
Anyone who has the USA flag on their clothing, vehicle, or other paraphernalia is someone who I will take pains to avoid.
I think these folks have repressed dick sucking fantasies
Stand with your knees on the floor? I guess just lay prone on your stomach? PLANK FOR THE PATRIOTISM CROSS!
As a Patriot of Family Values, I always plank for the patriot cross and everyone else should too.
Squats, I guess?
Republicans love a thicc booty.
Who’s making these rules? Why do you need to assume a certain position when you encounter a special symbol?
Steel or Knand.
Steal for the Crag
I hope US enemies don’t find this. They could use it to force US soldiers to stand up during engagements and then force the US soldiers to kneel when they’re doing fire and movement.
Geneva Convention Article 39:
- It is prohibited to make use of the flags or military emblems, insignia or uniforms of adverse Parties while engaging in attacks or to shield, favour, protect or impede military operations
This one weird trick defeats your enemy in seconds and makes you a war criminal.
The CCP should make the m4, Abrahams tank, F35 etc emblems. Checkmate
