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macha@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor · 2 years ago

Movies vs life

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Movies vs life

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macha@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor · 2 years ago
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    And encryption is when you fondle a holographic semi-transparent ball with your fingers.

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      That’s not the kind of ball-fondling I had in mind.

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        Fellas, is it gay to decrypt?

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          Only if your bits touch.

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            What if they byte?

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      That’s kinda how hacking in half life alyx works, the vr game, it feels a lot better than the ol’ lockpicking in pancake games

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        pancake games

        I’ve never heard of non-vr games referred to as this before. It’s clever!

        Somewhat relatedly, I also learned just yesterday that some flat tumors are called pancake tumors. I didn’t really enjoy learning that one, though. :(

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          Bad pancake

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            No syrup

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      This encryption is so strong, not even the inventor can crack it!

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