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Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 11 months ago

Well... you asked...

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Well... you asked...

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Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 11 months ago
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  • [email protected]@sh.itjust.works
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    What sort of doofy prude poorly censors “sex?” Is it reply bait?

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      I didn’t make it, I just posted it.

      • [email protected]@sh.itjust.works
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        I know, there’s way too much jpeg for this to have been created recently.

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          Those are 2007 pixels. Great vintage.

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        Why did you, personally, poorly censor the word “sex”? I will never recover from your injustice

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          You, dad! I learned it by watching you!

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            I understood that reference!

    • Fades@lemmy.world
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      it’s so sad that that’s truly where the internet is… everything is a fucking purposeful mistake or bad take because anger and annoyance are the easiest levers to pull for generating engagement.

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      I’ve seen younger folks begin to overly censor stuff because platforms like TikTok supposedly limit your account’s reach for seemingly minor offenses. This is why you see stuff like “seggs” and “unalive” so often. No idea how often it happens, but that’s just my thoughts on it.

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        You’re likely right. I checked and it looks to have been both created and edited in 2021. Do you have any clue whether the practice you described was widespread at the time? (I know less than nothing about tiktok)

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          It’s been going on for as long as I can remember on TikTok and I started using TikTok during the lockdowns in 2020, so that checks out.

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        If those services are censoring them, why not just switch to a different service? I don’t get it really

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    Only the finest quality merde.

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      You can’t call it merde unless it comes from the region of Le Merdier , France.

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        Otherwise, it’s sparkling shit.

        • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.net
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          Mythbusters confirmed that you can polish a turd.

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            I am very glad I did not see that particular episode.

            • I'm back on my BS 🤪@lemmy.autism.place
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              this comment thread has me crying 😂

        • MehBlah@lemmy.world
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          Nice!

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            That’s on the Riviera, wrong region entirely.

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              TIL I’m terrible with locations in france.

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    Fuck xavier, all my homies hate xavier

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      deleted by creator

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    Xavier a dog

  • Ð Greıt Þu̇mpkin@lemm.ee
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    Tried to but her thighs were crushing my head so much I went wall-eyed before I could make eye contact!

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    Good joke but needs a better wording.

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      Satirical?

    • u/unhappy_grapefruit_2@lemmy.world
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      This is the funniest joke here mate. 95% the stuff here is absolute shite with some gems like this

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    I tell ya when my wife does have sex she screams, oof, especially when I walk in on her! Ohh fuggeddaboudit.

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      I only get it from my wife once a week, can you believe that? Only one time! It’s unfair! Some of the other guys get it two, three times a week, but me? Nah, just once.

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    Are the straights okay?

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    Oh my god that one made me really laugh out loud IRL.

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      Really made me LOL out loud in IRL, really got me ROTF on the floor.

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        LMAO my ass off

        • JackbyDev
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          LMBO God bless, how are the children?

  • PsyDoctah9Jah@lemmy.world
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    " When he want it he blindfold me, then I get sexy on 'em " - Kelis

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    ok but like, do they?

    • petrol_sniff_king@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      No! It’s embarrassing~~

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    OK boomer.

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