Flying Squid@lemmy.world to Political Weirdos @lemmy.world · 9 months ago“Why can’t I get a girlfriend? I’m such a catch!”lemmy.worldimagemessage-square57linkfedilinkarrow-up1291arrow-down113
arrow-up1278arrow-down1image“Why can’t I get a girlfriend? I’m such a catch!”lemmy.worldFlying Squid@lemmy.world to Political Weirdos @lemmy.world · 9 months agomessage-square57linkfedilink
minus-squaresnooggums@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up99arrow-down1·9 months ago7.74 inches was my favorite hint that it is satire.
minus-squareAnticorp@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up50·9 months agoYou don’t measure your penis with a digital depth gauge?
minus-squareironhydroxide@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up25·9 months agoOnly when sounding
minus-squareUlvain@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up10arrow-down1·9 months agoEverybody knows real men measure their penises in metric
minus-squarelugal@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·9 months agoThe meta joke (sorry for my German accent)
minus-square【J】【u】【s】【t】【Z】@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1arrow-down1·9 months agoIt’s the superior unit.
minus-squareFosheze@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·9 months agoNo but now you made me want to get out my micron gauge.
minus-squareAnticorp@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·9 months agoEvery little micron counts. Eh?
minus-squareFosheze@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·9 months agoJust out here tryin to be average.
minus-square【J】【u】【s】【t】【Z】@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1arrow-down1·9 months agoOnly counts if you measure it.
minus-squaretowerfullinkfedilinkarrow-up13arrow-down1·9 months agoImplied +/- 10 thou accuracy isn’t appropriate.
minus-squaredanekrae@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·edit-29 months agoIn my case, that would be the difference between nonexistence or double size.
minus-squarejackeryjoo@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up12·9 months agoYeah, exactly. This is pure satire. That it’s near indistinguishable from reality at this point, is a tragedy.
7.74 inches was my favorite hint that it is satire.
You don’t measure your penis with a digital depth gauge?
Only when sounding
Everybody knows real men measure their penises in metric
The meta joke (sorry for my German accent)
It’s the superior unit.
No but now you made me want to get out my micron gauge.
Every little micron counts. Eh?
Just out here tryin to be average.
Only counts if you measure it.
Implied +/- 10 thou accuracy isn’t appropriate.
In my case, that would be the difference between nonexistence or double size.
Yeah, exactly. This is pure satire.
That it’s near indistinguishable from reality at this point, is a tragedy.