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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 9 months ago

Anon talks to their cats

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Anon talks to their cats

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 9 months ago
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  • StrongHorseWeakNeigh@lemmy.world
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    9 months ago

    deleted by creator

  • slaacaa@lemmy.world
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    “Uhm. Meow?”

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    Every time I read this it about has me crying laughing, it’s perfect

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    Based and dominance established. Carry on.

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    I don’t get it. How did the cat know how to open the door?

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      How would a cat even know what a knitting needle was? Yarn is not for knitting in their world.

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        Maybe it was a knittycat? This post raises a lot of questions.

      • sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
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        It’s the thing they need to remove from the ball of yarn to use it as intended, otherwise it just doesn’t roll right.

    • Reddfugee42@lemmy.world
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      Evolution, duh

  • OsrsNeedsF2P@lemmy.ml
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    Yes please

    • ℕ𝕠𝕓𝕠𝕕𝕪 𝕆𝕗𝕗𝕚𝕔𝕚𝕒𝕝@lemmy.world
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        • Comment105@lemm.ee
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          You’ve not heard of the bearded lady?

          • NegativeInf@lemmy.world
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            Oh, I have. I was just posting the gif of the rest of that video because the entire thing makes me die laughing every time. The tone of that old man’s voice as he questions all of reality is truly something.

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              I have not heard of anything you two funny kids are talking about.

              … source?

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                Looks like you’re one of today’s lucky 10,000. It’s an old Vine.

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                  Well now I just have more questions.

                • Flax@feddit.uk
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                  It’s a clip from a mcjuggernuggets video lol

                • Monument@lemmy.sdf.org
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                  It’s funny. I like it.

              • funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works
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                Google daddy chill vine know your meme

                • Monument@lemmy.sdf.org
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                  I spent some cool years on the internet being uncool, thinking I was too cool for internet shit.

                  (I mean, I was also deeply depressed, heavily traumatized, and unable to function beyond work and escapism for basically the entire period Vine existed.)

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                  I’m gonna screenshot this nonsense and send it to the White House in 60s at the height of the Cuban Missile Crisis.

                  They’d nuke Earth instantly, get Fallout IRL going.

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        No.

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