• SteefLem@lemmy.world
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    2 months ago

    Probably because the plastic surgery of her face is so tight she cant see any clear pictures anymore

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    For the record, as the resident Raider fan of Lemmy, this lady was sat next to MD at one of the games. They aren’t dating, and she’s currently pregnant with another man’s baby. The media already tried to say it was his baby. She denied that and said the father was some baseball player.

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    You know who has a haircut like that? People who are surrounded by nothing but sycophants and yes-men who never give a true and unsolicited opinion like “Dude, you look like your mom whipped out a flowbee and a bowl?”

  • HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world
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    Billionaire: gimme the friar cut

    Barber: got you fam

    Just kidding he probably cuts it himself with a bowl to save a few bucks

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    TbF I also haven’t heard of the raidersmark Davis. With that haircut I would have assumed probably not a billionaire and it’s a pretty good smile.

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      Do you think it’s pronounced raiders-mark, or raider-smark? Ugh, if I meet him I’ll just guess and then mis-accent billionaire to see if I can pass it off as a joke.

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      Yeah there is a chance, albeit small, that he paid another person to do that to his hair on purpose, which is crazy, but just the right kind of crazy for a billionaire.

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        There are probably no straight shooters around you for miles with this kind of money. Everyone tells him he looks great. I bet no one ever has said, “bro, you trippin’?” to this guy. Sometimes we need that.

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    Oh great therewasanattempt has infected lemmy a place where you can post literally anything as long as you make the attempt

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    how you gonna be a billionaire and still use a bowl for your hair

    go to a damn barber

    hard to make that flesh sack look good, but it could be better

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      You don’t become a billionaire by spending all your money

      But fr tho that hair is wrecked

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        Yeah! You become a billionaire by disproportionately profiting off the backs of people you exploit!

        Also, a ton of other unethical and sociopathic tactics!

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      Honestly he’d probably look better if he just shaved.

      It’s also pretty cheap to keep up a shave, or so I hair

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      maybe he thinks it makes him look younger. or maybe his crush once complimented him on it and he’s hoping to run into her again. or maybe he has FUCK YOU money on a astronomic scale and he knows nobody will bust his balls to his face, so its a flex. hopefully there isn’t a rat tail in back.

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    that’s the face of a guy who surrounds himself with people he pays to tell him he doesn’t look like a gone-horribly-wrong high school science experiment involving bumphead parrotfish and hydrofluoric acid

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    Apparently his father was a pretty cool guy, advocated for civil rights by refusing to play in cities with segregation.

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        Al Davis

        Davis was active in civil rights, refusing to allow the Raiders to play in any city where black and white players had to stay in separate hotels.[3][4][5] He was the first NFL owner in the modern era to hire a black head coach (Art Shell),[6][7] the first to hire a female chief executive (Amy Trask),[8] and the first NFL owner to hire a Latino head coach (Tom Flores).[9] He remains the only executive in NFL history to be an assistant coach, head coach, general manager, commissioner, and owner.[10][11][12]

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    That’s some reeeal old money phrenology.

    …you know - because of the obvious rampant inbreeding.

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    Just crunched some numbers. This dude is worth 2.3 billion. If he spent HALF of his money on $100 haircuts, he could afford 11.5 million haircuts.

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      If he got a haircut every minute, it would take almost 22 years to get that many haircuts.

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            Maybe they got confused and are getting one rabbit shaved per minute. The logistics there seem more reasonable if your hare is moderately cooperative.

            edit: corrected an autocorrect which rendered useless an already silly pun.