• AmbiguousProps@lemmy.today
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    Combs is a music icon, self-made entrepreneur, loving family man, and proven philanthropist

    They said the line! He’s a family man, pack it up folks. Nothing to see here.

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      Listen, we’ve all been there. It’s Tuesday, the whole week is ahead of you, and there isn’t anything good on TV. Sometimes you just need to do science. What’s the best ratio of baby oil to lube for cooking flank steak? The best ratio for checking the tire pressure in your car? How many times can you jump rope in a pool of baby oil with a lubricated Stretch Armstrong? These are questions that science hasn’t answered yet, and I’ll be damned if I besmirch Sean “P. Diddy” Combs good name because of the advancements he brought to the discipline of scie-- oh, hold on, I’m getting some new information. Ahh, I see. He’s one of those sex perverts. Uh-huh. That makes more sense. Very well, then, besmirch away.

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          And just like in Starfox64, Slippy is now saying “WHOA!!! HELP ME!!!”

          But everyone just sees the cry as annoying, and ignores it.

          DO A BARREL ROLL!!! (sorry, I had to!)

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    Reading over the details, he is fucked. There’s no way he isn’t spending a long time in prison, probably the rest of his life.

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      There have long been rumors that he’s an informant already. If that’s true, then I’m guessing he REALLY screwed up bad to be arrested without bail.

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    According to the 14-page indictment filed in federal court on Sept. 12, Combs turned his “multi-faceted business empire” into a “criminal enterprise” in which he and his associates engaged in kidnapping, arson and physical violence, sex trafficking and forced labor, among other crimes.

    jesus

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    Diddy blew up Kid Cudi’s car after finding out cudi and diddy’s ex were in the “talking stage.” That’s where the arson charge is from.