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    In middle school I had a friend who would get nosebleeds fairly often. I don’t remember exactly why nor how, but we somehow got into an argument with this really religious kid who was a little shit. So like the next day he felt a nosebleed coming and ran over to the kid and said “Hail Satan” and exhaled hard to make a ton of blood come out. Well the kid fainted and my friend got detention for the day

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        Could they have stolen the story? Yes. But they could have equally had a similar experience, it’s not that implausible. I’ve known people that have nose bleeds like that, it’s not some incredibly rare condition, and saying hail Satan is the kind of thing tons of edgy kids/teens would do.

        Things can happen more than once.

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          I did something similar to my mother. Except I came downstairs with blood all over my face and hands (I hadn’t found a tissue yet) and then tried acting like a zombie. I thought it was hilarious. She was shocked but got over it pretty quickly.

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    Ah, the fear of consequences after a good prank at school. I drew a dick on a whiteboard once, also in seventh grade.

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    *Student shows signs of severe depression*

    *gets suspended from school*

    Even if it was a joke, this is some “Tell me you’re from the US without telling me you’re from the US” type shit

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      The showing signs of depression was part of the prank (and all you can get from this greentext is he shouted “I can’t take it anymore” before cracking his neck). Getting suspended after learning it was a joke and he was not really in danger seems fairly logical here. You don’t joke about that shit and it was also extremely disruptive to class.

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        The slay rates of children in education houses is not the problem, the… Jokes? Are… . Ye. Ye ye ye. Congrats on your country that works for you. Yewow. Great. Yes. It’s that. It’s that this guy made a joke and wow ye it works so great to have hyper capitalism as a god and ruler it works so great

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          You seem to be confusing a totally different issue for the situation in the post here. Do you genuinely think a kid pranking a suicide that disrupts the class doesn’t deserve punishment because other kids completely removed from this particular scenario might actually be depressed and suicidal? Because that’s asinine.

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            Then I am that. I think the slaying of the children due to their extreme hate environment is problematic

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    Would be funnier if he accidentally made himself quadriplegic and was just lying there in terror as everyone else was laughing and it took a good while before someone realised.

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    “runs out the door”

    why? why would people run out the door at someone commiting suicide?

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    God that i hilariozs, i tried to to a similar thing in the final exam but my crack juices weren’t flowing sadly