What is our famous phrase for putting strain on websites? So we have it ready for when we reach critical mass one day.
The unnoticeable blip
Lemmoned
bismillah no!
Let’s not get ahead of ourselves here
Lemmywinked
Because… the site winked… out of existence for a minute?
Some day in the distant future (the year 2000!)
The thing where a server rack thinks it has traffic so the fans spin up but then it realizes it was just the wind so the fans stop after a few seconds
Putting strain on websites would require users. We don’t need a name for that yet.
Today it’s just the Lamey effect
The “oh hey, is that an uptick in traffic?”
We’re not going to break anyone’s website.
Love Lemmy and want to see it grow, and it might be able to slow down a poorly-made site, but I doubt we have the raw clicks to cause an issue on properly-maintained websites.
Now that’s not true at all, we’ve killed Lemmy several times at this point
Not even Reddit can hug properly hosted websites anymore. Our server architecture is quite a bit more robust and flexible now than it was even just 5 or 6 years ago.
have the raw clicks to cause an issue on properly-maintained websites.
That’s been true of Reddit forever now as well, I only ever remember the Hug of Death actually affecting only small time websites that probably had maybe like 3 people running it.
Links to anything else was usually just fine, barring a few exceptions because even the big boys make fuck ups too
But nowadays the bar to “properly maintained” is lower with more mature, robust and easier to use tooling
With all the devs and anarchists on Lemmy, we don’t necessarily need huge numbers to take down a website. Just 1 determined individual who knows their way around a botnet. 😌
That is different though, the Reddit hug of death as a concept doesn’t have any malicious intent.
Yeah, that is my take on it as well, and we should call that bump in traffic the “Lemmy hello”.
Don’t underestimate the growth when more ground work is being done.
Like how Mastodon’s servers were accidentally DDoSing servers to generate a link preview as the post propagated on the fediverse.
https://www.theregister.com/2024/05/06/mastodon_delays_fix_ddos/
We’re like the adorable little creatures in the game Lemmings (see my instance name), so we all cry “Let’s go!” when we hit up a web site, and then cry out “Oh, no!” and explode when the that final click blows up the website.
(You’ll have to be familiar with the game to get what I’m talking about.)
I don’t remember how many hours I sank into that game on my Amiga. Loved it.
Considering your handle, Imma guess it was a LOT.
Lemmy tickle? Not enough people to do much of anything yet.
Lemmy’s gentle caress
Lemmy’s inaudible murmur
Lemmy’s vauge acknowledgment
The Lemmy Orbital Bombardment, LOB’d for short.
One day it’ll make sense.
Lemmy Tickle
damn it, and just when I believed I had an original thought today
That’s a cute one!
The Great Lemmoning.
Every post/comment has a 50% chance of becoming a lemon
🍋
Ah fuck, our server is getting Gerbilled by Lemmywinks.
our server is getting Gerbilled by Lemmywinks
In 10 years, this will be an XKCD comic.
The Lemmy Cliff Run
Is this that footage that Disney faked by throwing lemmings off the cliff from a concealed position?
EDIT - it is! At 1:30 here: https://youtu.be/xMZlr5Gf9yY?si=Xp-GyhQZhiN_SHEf
WTF?
