• Rentlar@lemmy.ca
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    2 days ago

    So I hear you are worried about getting killed in retribution for all the harm you are causing the country.

    Oh, have you tried physical therapy? Before we try giving a lick of sympathy to your dead oligarch leader, our policy requires you go through 6 weeks of physical therapy first. Then if it doesn’t work, our AI will see if you deserve sympathy next, though we have programmed it to say “go take a hike” 50% of the time.