ERROR: Earth.exe has crashed@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 days agoYou receive an emergency alert: "BALLISTIC MISSILE THREAT INBOUND. SEEK IMMEDIATE SHELTER. THIS IS NOT A DRILL." What do you do? How do you think your neighborhood will react? What memes be on Lemmy?message-squaremessage-square151fedilinkarrow-up1135arrow-down19file-text
arrow-up1126arrow-down1message-squareYou receive an emergency alert: "BALLISTIC MISSILE THREAT INBOUND. SEEK IMMEDIATE SHELTER. THIS IS NOT A DRILL." What do you do? How do you think your neighborhood will react? What memes be on Lemmy?ERROR: Earth.exe has crashed@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 days agomessage-square151fedilinkfile-text
minus-squaresuperkret@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up55·edit-28 days agoAt my current location, I’d expect it to be an error, since I’m about 1500 miles away from the nearest worthwhile target (Chilean Antartica Region).
minus-squareScott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·6 days agoCool! how is the Antarctic? I live in the Arctic.
minus-squarebetterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up37·8 days agoMaybe you’re more important than you give yourself credit for.
minus-squaresuperkret@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up27·edit-28 days agoIn that case, the only immediately available shelter that would have any effect at all is the sweet embrace of a bottle of gin.
minus-squarebetterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up21·8 days agoTake comfort in the knowledge that somebody out there with launch authority is thinking of you. Immolation is the sincerest form of flattery.
minus-squareJustAPenguin@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up24·8 days agoPlease send penguin pics or else you’ll be wishing for a ballistic missile
minus-squareWindyRebel@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·7 days agoLOVE this!!! Do you have rock hoppers or macaroni penguins near you? Love those two species.
minus-squaresuperkret@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up6·7 days agoNo, only Magellan Penguins. But they’re cute as hell!
minus-squareivanafterall ☑️@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·7 days agoWhaaaat. Is this even allowed!?
minus-squaresuperkret@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up5·7 days agoWhat are you gonna do, call the seals? (Please don’t)
minus-squareAwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·7 days agoI tried, but they just said “ORF, ORF, ORF!”. Seals don’t seem to understand English.
minus-squareSergio@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·7 days agoRemember that sailor you won that hand of poker against? The one who stalked away mad? Well he has a brother in the missile command…
At my current location, I’d expect it to be an error, since I’m about 1500 miles away from the nearest worthwhile target (Chilean Antartica Region).
Cool! how is the Antarctic? I live in the Arctic.
Maybe you’re more important than you give yourself credit for.
In that case, the only immediately available shelter that would have any effect at all is the sweet embrace of a bottle of gin.
Take comfort in the knowledge that somebody out there with launch authority is thinking of you. Immolation is the sincerest form of flattery.
Please send penguin pics or else you’ll be wishing for a ballistic missile
Penguin tax:
My babies ❤️
LOVE this!!! Do you have rock hoppers or macaroni penguins near you? Love those two species.
No, only Magellan Penguins.
But they’re cute as hell!
Whaaaat. Is this even allowed!?
What are you gonna do, call the seals? (Please don’t)
I tried, but they just said “ORF, ORF, ORF!”. Seals don’t seem to understand English.
awww cuty pingwy
Remember that sailor you won that hand of poker against? The one who stalked away mad? Well he has a brother in the missile command…