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nuke@sh.itjust.worksM to NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 2 months ago

My proposal for lasting peace.

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My proposal for lasting peace.

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nuke@sh.itjust.worksM to NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 2 months ago
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  • driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br
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    I thought you wanted to move Chile there

    • sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
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      I’d vote for that. I wanna see some war alpacas and penguins.

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    Counter proposal. We put the radioactive sea around Moscow

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      Around and including? I wanna make red square green

      • sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
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        That would just end up a nasty shade of brown.

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          I’m used to making nasty brown

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    Iron Curtain II: Cobalt Boogaloo

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    Idk, just kinda makes it look like Poland is back on the menu

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      Well, when haven’t they been?

      • Skua@kbin.earth
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        There was that period of about 50 years starting in 1570 when it was mostly everyone around Poland that was on the menu instead

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          A major rebellion of self-governed Ukrainian Cossacks inhabiting south-eastern borderlands of the Commonwealth rioted against Polish and Catholic oppression of Orthodox Ukraine in 1648, in what came to be known as the Khmelnytsky Uprising. It resulted in a Ukrainian request, under the terms of the Treaty of Pereyaslav, for protection by the Russian Tsar. In 1651, in the face of a growing threat from Poland, and forsaken by his Tatar allies, Khmelnytsky asked the Tsar to incorporate Ukraine as an autonomous duchy under Russian protection. Russian annexation of Zaporizhian Ukraine gradually supplanted Polish influence in that part of Europe.

          How the tables have turned.

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    deleted by creator

  • otto@sh.itjust.works
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    Seems more like a moat

  • mindbleach@sh.itjust.works
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    Save the cobalt, donate a mile-wide strip of the border to Poland.

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    Send it, it will also demine everything. The farmers must be protected.

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    He’d definitely think nuking Chornobyl would be a good idea.

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    That border needs to be wider. Like 1200km wider.

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