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MHLoppy@fedia.io to Programmer Humor · 2 months ago

Blackout poetry

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Blackout poetry

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MHLoppy@fedia.io to Programmer Humor · 2 months ago
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“Remastered” version of an image posted by Pavel A. Samsonov: mastodon.social


(the original text: https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/a-computer-can-never-be-held-accountable )

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    … iS A Dick

    ?

    • MHLoppy@fedia.ioOP
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      computer sad

    • egrets@lemmy.world
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      Spoiler

      A computer can never be held accountable. Therefore a computer must never make a management decision.

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      therefore a computer must always
      kick a figurative dick

  • Diplomjodler@lemmy.world
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    I’ve hugged my laptop just now.

  • jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works
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    Pats top of Dell Optiplex

    “Good boy.”

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      “that’ll do computer, that’ll do”

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    A computer
    can never be held
    Therefore computers.
    A.D.

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