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minus-squarethe_crotch@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up19arrow-down57·23 hours ago2 years? I’d castrate myself to get away from this woman after 2 dates.
minus-squareJackbyDevlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up29arrow-down3·13 hours agoJesus fucking Christ, you don’t need to be so dramatic. You could just break up, weirdo. Nobody would be holding you hostage.
minus-squarebarneypiccolo@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·8 hours ago“They’re so dramatic rhey make me want to set myself on fire!” -Lucille Bluth
minus-squarethe_crotch@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up4arrow-down11·9 hours agoIdk. 2 years later guy doesn’t look like he’s there by choice. That’s a “begrudgingly accepted the inevitable” face
minus-squareJackbyDevlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·6 hours agoWhat in the actual fuck in this comic implies they’re being held captive for two years?
minus-squarethe_crotch@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up2arrow-down3·6 hours agoHis thousand yard stare and the fact that he’s stayed in a relationship with someone this obnoxious for 2 years
minus-squareJackbyDevlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·4 hours agoSaying “damn right” while being called a “good boy” makes you interpret that as a thousand yard stare?
minus-squarethe_crotch@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up2arrow-down1·2 hours agoTrauma is complicated. It’s going to take him years of therapy to figure out why he said that.
minus-squareRachelRodent@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·edit-21 hour agoI don’t know if you are trolling or being fr but if trolling this is brilliant If being fr, you are boring
minus-squarethe_crotch@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up1arrow-down2·52 minutes agoI mean yeah she’s cute but the novelty is going to wear off after the 4000th time she does something like this. There’s quirky and there’s annoying. It’s a fine line that she isn’t even attempting to stay on the right side of.
minus-squareCheeryLBottom@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·edit-27 hours agoOh, a challenge! Assuming you lose, I win
minus-squarethe_crotch@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up1arrow-down1·7 hours agoI forfeit, she’s all yours. May God have mercy on your soul.
minus-squareFiroaren@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up16arrow-down1·14 hours agoI’d castrate myself if it meant I could be with that woman
minus-squarethe_crotch@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up4arrow-down3·11 hours agoYou say that now but this shit would get annoying real quick
minus-squarealtkey@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up49arrow-down1·edit-219 hours agoDid you just castrate yourself? Good boy, saved your mommy some money!
minus-squarethe_crotch@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up3arrow-down8·9 hours agoMore like “not nearly that desperate”
minus-squareDontMakeMoreBabies@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up2arrow-down3·8 hours agoTotally normal and chill vibes. Yep.
2 years? I’d castrate myself to get away from this woman after 2 dates.
Jesus fucking Christ, you don’t need to be so dramatic. You could just break up, weirdo. Nobody would be holding you hostage.
“They’re so dramatic rhey make me want to set myself on fire!” -Lucille Bluth
Idk. 2 years later guy doesn’t look like he’s there by choice. That’s a “begrudgingly accepted the inevitable” face
What in the actual fuck in this comic implies they’re being held captive for two years?
His thousand yard stare and the fact that he’s stayed in a relationship with someone this obnoxious for 2 years
Saying “damn right” while being called a “good boy” makes you interpret that as a thousand yard stare?
Trauma is complicated. It’s going to take him years of therapy to figure out why he said that.
I don’t know if you are trolling or being fr but if trolling this is brilliant If being fr, you are boring
I mean yeah she’s cute but the novelty is going to wear off after the 4000th time she does something like this. There’s quirky and there’s annoying. It’s a fine line that she isn’t even attempting to stay on the right side of.
Nah that’s just dry humor
Oh, a challenge! Assuming you lose, I win
I forfeit, she’s all yours. May God have mercy on your soul.
I’d castrate myself if it meant I could be with that woman
You say that now but this shit would get annoying real quick
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Did you just castrate yourself? Good boy, saved your mommy some money!
Weak
More like “not nearly that desperate”
Totally normal and chill vibes. Yep.