itt: trolls.
My girlfriends apartment doesn’t have a dishwasher and sometimes she’ll leave for work before me so I’ll do the dishes and clean up and make the bed and all that. And every time she’s surprised I have done such a thing.
I mean… What asshole guys isn’t doing this and why do the rest of us have to be compared to him!
He’s doing us a favor by setting the bar so low.
I have the same thing with my GF. I express my emotions regularly and she acts like I’m an EQ genius.
Chat I need to be clicker trained :3
I’m not a pog
“You’re my little pogchamp!”
Better be me
2 years and her egg hasn’t cracked yet?
2 years? I’d castrate myself to get away from this woman after 2 dates.
Jesus fucking Christ, you don’t need to be so dramatic. You could just break up, weirdo. Nobody would be holding you hostage.
“They’re so dramatic rhey make me want to set myself on fire!” -Lucille Bluth
Idk. 2 years later guy doesn’t look like he’s there by choice. That’s a “begrudgingly accepted the inevitable” face
What in the actual fuck in this comic implies they’re being held captive for two years?
His thousand yard stare and the fact that he’s stayed in a relationship with someone this obnoxious for 2 years
Saying “damn right” while being called a “good boy” makes you interpret that as a thousand yard stare?
Trauma is complicated. It’s going to take him years of therapy to figure out why he said that.
I don’t know if you are trolling or being fr but if trolling this is brilliant If being fr, you are boring
Nah that’s just dry humor
Oh, a challenge! Assuming you lose, I win
I forfeit, she’s all yours. May God have mercy on your soul.
I’d castrate myself if it meant I could be with that woman
You say that now but this shit would get annoying real quick
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Did you just castrate yourself? Good boy, saved your mommy some money!
Weak
More like “not nearly that desperate”
Totally normal and chill vibes. Yep.
