• melpomenesclevage@lemmy.dbzer0.comBanned
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    there’s also some behavioral tells. the best one: cops don’t know theory. the better ones can memorize some stuff, but they can’t extrapolate. there’s more, but think along those lines.

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      Something my friend told me is that there are 3 easy tells of an undercover cop:

      • Buff
      • Alone
      • Dresses very averagely (compared to the queer people around him)

      If someone matches all 3 descriptors, it is likely they’re a cop

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      “So, please explain how General Relativity says that a gravitational field causes time dilation.”

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        more like

        ‘so if sharing is generally good and being told what to do is generally bad, what would your life look like in your ideal world?’

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          Bro I’m not there to question my life choices and the ideal world I’m there to wreak destruction on my opressors

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            and who are those?

            you have an idea of that, right? you can extrapolate that, right? there are things that naturally follow from the obvious thoughts you have. you can follow those. they will have a lot more trouble doing so.

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      Ask them what their political ideology is on a deeper level than communist or anarchist. And then ask them to describe it.

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          Yeah its half a joke, but seriously, if you’ve been leftist long enough you know the fights we have over taxes. The argument as a shibboleth isn’t a perfect tool, it can fail and it can make everyone hate each other, but cops are unlikely to be prepared for it

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            , if you’ve been leftist long enough you know the fights we have over taxes.

            “ANCAP ANCAP!? NAP NAP NAP!!! THEN WHO WOULD BUILD THE ROADS?”

            Did I do it right?

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            we don’t have fights over the concept of taxes; you’re just wrong and it’s okay for you to be wrong as long as you do it my way.

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                oh, see, im a post(ing)-posadist, and you’re just wrong. the revolution will only happen when our radio shell reaches alien civilizations and so thoroughly disturbs their linguists that they send help and make a classless stateless society for us.

                only posting can bring the revolution, comrade.

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                  Our radio shell will never reach alien civilizations because of the very low power and the inverse square law. The signals will be weaker than the CMB before they get any real distance.

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                    no, no, I’m a post-posadist. we don’t believe nuclear annihilation would be disturbing enough to a hypothetical observer. they need to see a youtube comments section.

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      Reminds me of the big fun fair last year. There have been some incidents in the last years where idiots (either islamic terrorists of white people with mental issues, your choice) have driven cars into groups of people, so there was a rather immense police presence on that fair. As they had promised on the radio they had both uniformed and civilian officers patrolling. I have no idea why they bother with civilian clothes, as the groups of non-uniformed policemen really stuck out like sore thumbs in the flow of happy, carelessly celebrating people. They could have worn helmets with flashing lights and not be any more noticable.

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          I’m not taking about America. I live in a country where I don’t have to decide what is worse - the cops or the terrorists. Seeing uniformed policemen patrolling the fair had been a very calming effect, actually. It was just funny how easy it was to spot the non-uniformed ones.

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            cops are definitionally terrorists. they’re literally there to intimidate, to use terror, to enforce a political agenda. it’s kind of their whole thing.

            also, terrorists are straight cis white dudes. pretty much always. you just hear way more all the times any one of those categories is off by one. like, I love how you said “islamic terrorists” like those are purely idealistic, but “straight white cis men with mental issues” as if they have a fucking excuse, and the things they believe aren’t culpable. that did sound pretty american.

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              Terrorists are not limited to straight white dudes, not Europe they arent.

              Of the last 10 attacks in Germany, 7 were islamist, 2 were right wing and one is inconclusive.

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      To be honest very few people know theory. Like, you can be anti-fascist but you don’t need to have actually read Das Kapital or anything to be that.

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        I didn’t even know what that person was talking about until you said that. Seems like a pretty elitist “tell.” I don’t really know any theory beyond that I don’t like billionaires or fascists. I would hope we would be welcoming people like myself at protests instead of trying to call us out as undercover pigs.

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        not everybody has necessarily read lots, but you pick some up just kind of around if you hang out around lefties. we can be pretty obnoxious like that. it’s not all explicit; there’s other ways to ask the question.

        but you get ideas about how society operates, or should operate, or could operate. if you’re really out feeding unhoused people or finding the gaps in systems to exploit or finding the gaps in systems to try and fill them in and hold them together to buy five more seconds til collapse. you kind of can’t not. even if your ideas aren’t very sophisticated or somebody else already articulated it better.

        and you can absolutely extrapolate from that. or a what-if.