programming.dev
  • Communities
  • Create Post
  • Create Community
  • heart
    Support Lemmy
  • search
    Search
  • Login
  • Sign Up
The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.world · 27 days ago

Looking for a new way to invest?

lemmy.world

message-square
34
link
fedilink
  • cross-posted to:
  • [email protected]
430

Looking for a new way to invest?

lemmy.world

The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.world · 27 days ago
message-square
34
link
fedilink
  • cross-posted to:
  • [email protected]
  • Maeve@kbin.earth
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    96
    ·
    27 days ago

    Seems more honest than conventional stock markets.

    • Rhaedas@fedia.io
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      43
      ·
      27 days ago

      Right? I mean there’s serious risk there, but there’s no pretending. Invest in a pirate, share the loot. Pretty clear and up front.

      • betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        58
        ·
        27 days ago

        …share the loot.

        I’m no piratologist but I believe the term is “booty”.

        • Rhaedas@fedia.io
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          19
          ·
          27 days ago

          Arrr.

        • superkret@feddit.org
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          13
          ·
          27 days ago

          No, it’s plunder.

          • Dasus@lemmy.world
            link
            fedilink
            arrow-up
            3
            ·
            27 days ago

            The Phrase ‘Rape and Pillage’ | David Mitchell’s SoapBox

            made me think of this

        • Midnight Wolf@lemmy.world
          link
          fedilink
          English
          arrow-up
          4
          ·
          27 days ago

          🍑

      • partial_accumen@lemmy.world
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        9
        ·
        27 days ago

        I know we’re all joking here, but as an investment the risk isn’t the piracy going bad, the risk is that pirates are branching out into a new version of 419 scams (aka Nigerian Prince scam). The pretending could be that the premise is the scam.

        Why take the risk of going out in a boat and be shot at when you can get naive and greedy marks to simply sending you their money willingly?

        • Maeve@kbin.earth
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          3
          ·
          27 days ago

          The people who usually do that are basically slaves to someone or some org else.

          • Randomgal@lemmy.ca
            link
            fedilink
            arrow-up
            2
            ·
            25 days ago

            Guys you already had my at pirates, you don’t have to convince me.

    • Dasus@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      8
      ·
      27 days ago

Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.world

funny@lemmy.world

Subscribe from Remote Instance

Create a post
You are not logged in. However you can subscribe from another Fediverse account, for example Lemmy or Mastodon. To do this, paste the following into the search field of your instance: [email protected]

Welcome to /c/funny, a place for all your humorous and amusing content.

Looking for mods! Send an application to Stamets!

Our Rules:

  1. Keep it civil. We’re all people here. Be respectful to one another.

  2. No sexism, racism, homophobia, transphobia or any other flavor of bigotry. I should not need to explain this one.

  3. Try not to repost anything posted within the past month. Beyond that, go for it. Not everyone is on every site all the time.


Other Communities:

  • /c/[email protected] - Star Trek chat, memes and shitposts

  • /c/[email protected] - General memes

Visibility: Public
globe

This community can be federated to other instances and be posted/commented in by their users.

  • 1.07K users / day
  • 3.43K users / week
  • 5.31K users / month
  • 10.9K users / 6 months
  • 57 local subscribers
  • 7.05K subscribers
  • 1.39K Posts
  • 22.1K Comments
  • Modlog
  • mods:
  • Anticorp@lemmy.world
  • aeronmelon@lemmy.world
  • BE: 0.19.11
  • Modlog
  • Legal
  • Instances
  • Docs
  • Code
  • join-lemmy.org