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minus-squareglimse@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up51arrow-down2·5 days agoPraise be to Subaru for saving you from such a cruel fate. No one should have to feel dumb wearing a seatbelt!
minus-squareTjalinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·5 days agoCoincidentally, anyone feeling dumb for wearing a seatbelt most probably IS dumb (but not for wearing a seatbelt).
Praise be to Subaru for saving you from such a cruel fate. No one should have to feel dumb wearing a seatbelt!
Coincidentally, anyone feeling dumb for wearing a seatbelt most probably IS dumb (but not for wearing a seatbelt).