It’s simply survivorship bias. The only women who survive these situations long enough to get a movie are the ones who have short hair on their heads, no visible body hair, and makeup somehow welded to their faces. It’s probably quantum, or something.
It’s the only possible explanation for all those future documentaries we’ve seen. Occams razor and all that. Mens’ beards also undergo some sort of evolutionary change that causes them to stop growing at the ‘ruggedly manly’ length, rather than just keeping on going to ‘a bird could, and may be, nesting in it.’
It’s simply survivorship bias. The only women who survive these situations long enough to get a movie are the ones who have short hair on their heads, no visible body hair, and makeup somehow welded to their faces. It’s probably quantum, or something.
… ‘quantum evolutionary psychological natural selection theory’ implies that women will naturally evolve… makeup excreting facial glands.
rofl
It’s the only possible explanation for all those future documentaries we’ve seen. Occams razor and all that. Mens’ beards also undergo some sort of evolutionary change that causes them to stop growing at the ‘ruggedly manly’ length, rather than just keeping on going to ‘a bird could, and may be, nesting in it.’
Post Apocalyptic Male Evolutionary Convergence End Point: