Is this a threat?
This ad reads as a threat
Pretty sure this company is the matrix
$3000 deposit
$50/wk = $2600/yr
x 3 years = $7800
So $10,800 total. I know people say “oh you spend 1/3 of your life asleep, invest in your mattress” but uh, no mattress is worth that. Every car I’ve owned in my life except one cost less than that (even accounting for inflation).
My Costco mattress is $600, and I’ve never slept on a more comfortable mattress before or since.
That’s insane to me. A couple months ago, I bought a brand new mattress… for $92.
This is worth more than my car and my motorcycle combined.
I’ve actually seen quite a few $10K non-AI mattresses. Quite a few high end king sized ones were in the $7-10K range. It’s on the extreme high end, and probably isn’t nearly as good as those others.
Yeah, I’ve spent my entire adult life sleeping on sub-400 dollar memory foam mattresses from Ikea et al. and I’ve never noticed any weird back or neck issues that couldn’t be solved by making sure my pillow was at the proper thickness/position.
What am I missing out on? I think people just like to blow money, or maybe they could use some exercise to correct non-sleep related musculoskeletal issues. I have been considering upgrading tho. I dunno man
Happy to hear stories if anyone gots any
I have a spinal issue I was born with that caused a lot of issues with the rest of my body, along with several injuries (altercations with people, car accidents). I do physical therapy and exercise but I still need a nice bed to help support my body so I am not in agony the next day.
My mattress cost about $1500. You can find mattresses more expensive than that, but the difference in price wasn’t worth it to me. I’ve slept on cheaper mattresses. The best of them were still pretty good, but my current mattress lets me wake up without nearly as much pain.
Yeah, people got different backs and different injuries. I’ve done a ton of rehab (just strength training basically) so mine’s not nearly as sensitive as it used to be. But the wrong mattress can still leave me in rough shape. Like, hard to get through the day, and I say that as kind of a glutton for punishment TBH.
I’m active, just slightly overweight (beer and pizza, shit goes hard), but I have a couple muscle spasms from old injuries that’ll probably never truly be gone entirely.
I’m also a pretty frugal individual, but a decent (for my needs) mattress is non negotiable for me. Legit can’t have a normal life with one that works poorly. Just gets worse and worse night after night, no matter what I do, till I can’t walk or stand really. Takes like a week or two at max, but I can speed run it too sometimes lol.
We just have a basic Leesa (no idea if they’re still around), pretty straightforward latex foam dealie. Think it was around $1k, maybe 7 years ago. Zero issues, sleep like a dream on it, holding up great too. I don’t know that it’s a one size fits all situation, but it does seem to work great for my spine in particular.
my boxspring bed came with mattresses and is brilliant - it cost 3k altogether. 10k for only a mattress is insanity
That’s less than all three cars I’ve owned combined
Am I the only one seeing
You’re closer to A.
I future sleep than ever.
Don’t dead. Open inside.
This vendor clearly remembers when I said “I’m so tired of hearing about AI every waking moment.”
holy fuck. this mattress is computerized. i can’t wait to have to charge my mattress!
HEKA AI Core System (Built-in at the foot of the mattress)
HEKA TrackR AI Sleep Chip System - Directs the AI mattress to perform calculations for optimizing sleep support adjustments with every sleep session.
HEKA Bio-Motion High-Precision Sensing System - Real-time high-precision sensing of pressure on various parts of the human body.
P-R&S-R Algorithm - Precisely identifies various parts of the body.
Stanford-iFutureLab Sleep Science and Medical Database - Provides multimodal sleep support optimization solutions to help find healthy sleep support.
Ultra-quiet AI Air Suspension Adjustment System - Custom Autonomous ultra-quiet AI load balancing power control system, ensuring your sweet night sleep. Adopting AIO (All-in-One) fully integrated design, all-metal packaging, certified by FCC, CE, and GB safety standards, operates on a safe 12V voltage.
Spoiler: your sleeping pattern data is sold to data brokers, otherwise there would be no need for a computer and Internet connection in a mattress.
Even better! I can’t wait to dream dreams sponsored by Lightspeed Briefs.
