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  • cm0002@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    “Intelligent Design” my ass, this shit is a fucking mess to be “designed”. If there were a god, they’d need to have their godly design license revoked

    • IndiBrony@lemmy.world
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      1 year ago

      “Oh god, I think I’m having a heart attack!”

      “False alarm. Turns out I just really needed a shit.”

    • Isoprenoid
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      1 year ago

      God: "Hey! I said “and it was good”, I didn’t say “and it was perfect” "