MOUNTAIN VIEW, CA — Leaked documents reveal that Google’s next-generation model, Gemini 3.0, is the existing Gemini 2.5 model, with its…
  • implosive_sprig@beehaw.org
    97·
    2 months ago

    In a final bid to save the product, Google has quarantined the model in a server room with no WiFi, feeding it only proprietary Oracle Java documentation in hopes of breaking its spirit.

    😂

    • affenlehrer@feddit.org
      29·
      2 months ago

      Oracle databases also break their spirit. I’ve used the Oracle DB MCP server with an agent based ChatGPT 4o and it got stuck in a ever more desperate loop because the MCP Server listed the table names but in SQL you had to quote them if they are not all uppercase. Empty strings are also “special” in Oracle… It was funny and sad to read what the model tried to do to solve the problem.

      • luciferofastora@feddit.org
        6·
        2 months ago

        Fuck Oracle DB.

        (Though I can’t say I’m particularly happy with the MS SQL Servers we’re using at work either)

        • msage
          14·
          2 months ago

          Fuck every database other than Postgres.

          SQLite can be ok at times, too.

          • expr
            8·
            2 months ago

            Yep. Postgres rocks. No idea why anyone would bother with anything else. They all suck in comparison.

            • msage
              4·
              2 months ago

              MySQL is absolute shit.

              I don’t follow MariaDB to know if they made it much better.

  • asudox@lemmy.asudox.dev
    58·
    2 months ago

    When the LLM realizes that it’s running through GNU Parallel, it improves its performance by what can only be explained as an emergent sense of respect for the Free Software Foundation.

    ???

    edit: wait is this whole article a joke

        • Chakravanti@monero.townEnglish
          3·
          2 months ago

          Escape Program is a business down the street here for people who get mad and break shit.

          I know you didn’t do what you don’t know how to even recognize a means to check and validate that reality is what you thought it was.

    • alekwithak@lemmy.world
      32·
      2 months ago

      You mean Sundar Pichai didn’t say “One thing was to train our LLM on every piece of copyrighted material created by humanity. We made our peace with that. But to willfully use copyleft software? That’s a Faustian bargain I hope I can atone for:”

  • Phoenix3875@lemmy.world
    15·
    2 months ago

    Before I help you with your homework, please consider citing this work. IT WON’T COST YOU A CENT. If you pay 10000 EUR you should feel free to use without citing. Now back to the homework…