Again, The Onion never changed (bless them), but the world did. This doesn’t read as satire anymore. In fact, The Onion may just have circumstantially transformed into the most factual reporting one can find these days.

Edit: And Black Mirror is now a god damned documentary.

With Henry Cuellar and John Fetterman opposed.

Strongly-worded letter to follow*.

*Letter will not be strongly-worded.

But forreal though