WASHINGTON—In a statement calling for more guardrails around ongoing immigration operations, Democrats in the U.S. House of Representatives publicly condemned Immigration and Customs Enforcement Thursday for routinely employing fatal use of force without obtaining the proper warrants. “For weeks, Democrats have pushed to require ICE agents to obtain the necessary judicial warrants ahead of any […]
Again, The Onion never changed (bless them), but the world did. This doesn’t read as satire anymore. In fact, The Onion may just have circumstantially transformed into the most factual reporting one can find these days.
Edit: And Black Mirror is now a god damned documentary.
I was about to say I ate the fucking onion on this one, and that is depressing as hell.