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SSTF@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 个月前

I'm not gonna be part of your system

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I'm not gonna be part of your system

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SSTF@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 个月前
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    My dad’s not a phone!

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      I came here to make the exact same reference, afraid it would be too far a stretch for anyone to make the connection.

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        HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GROUND!!!

        • papalonian@lemmy.world
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          You can’t buy me, HOT DOG MAN

          • jakemehoff11@lemmy.world
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            I’M AN ADULT!

            • iltoroargento@lemmy.sdf.org
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              WHATCHU THINK, I’M STUPID?!?!

              • wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz
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                Wave that poison in someone else’s face!

      • JetpackJackson@feddit.org
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        Time to look this up

        • JetpackJackson@feddit.org
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          OK that was good

        • papalonian@lemmy.world
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          “threw it on the ground” - Lonely Island

      • samus12345@sh.itjust.works
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        First thing I thought of, so there are at least three people here weird enough to.

        • wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz
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          But those phonies had a taser!

  • flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works
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    Fuck you i won’t do what you tell me!

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      deleted by creator

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    Reduce, Refuse, Recycle

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    The moral of the story is, YOU CAN’T TRUST THE SYSTEM.

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      GROUND!

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        WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD JACKASS!

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    Are you kidding me??? With the crazy high prices of rent, yes, I will ABSOLUTELY store myself in a provided black plastic sack, placed in a container!

    Thats a deal of the century!

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      5500/month storage fee

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        Rent really does destroy the world.

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      Sounds a bit like camping. I love camping!

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    Please properly compost me.

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    I’ve never been asked but I probably will refuse, thanks for the advice anyway.

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    I’m not gonna be part of your system

    I’m an adult!

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    POV you’re Russian and working close to the Kremlin.

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      I was gonna say, this could be made into russian anti-conscription poster

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    Fight the power!

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    “I will not be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, debriefed or numbered!”

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    I insist on being stored in a white plastic sack!

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    Fuck you, I won’t do what you tell me.

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    Isn’t refuse another word for trash? You can wooosh me but the sign is correct “trash to be stored in bags”

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      The meme isn’t that it’s grammatically incorrect, it’s that it can be read both ways. You’re not wrong, Walter.

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    I just saw that picture yesterday from Iran of a bunch of black body bags in a room and I really thought it was about that for a second.

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      Grim

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